I thought girls hate cockroaches. They generally emit funny noises when they see one. So, would I have believed that few girls are willing to pay $80 to allow a cockroach crawl up their shoulders and circumambulate their necks? And no ordinary cockroach, mind you, but a Madagascar hissing cockroach. If the name alone does not disgust you, then please note that it is one of the largest cockroaches in the world, and grows upto 3 inches.
But there's a catch here. This particular bug is studded with jewelry. It comes with a pin attached and can be worn as a necklace or a bracelet. As you move along the hoi polloi, the poor creature would just roam around your body, twitching its antennae. You can be sure that everybody in the party notices what you are wearing.
Remember, its not that girls hate bugs less, but they love diamonds more. So, the next time your wife tells you she can do anything for a diamond ring, you better believe her.
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