Come to think of it, the Miss Universe title can be a serious threat to the well being of Earth. What if other denizens of the universe take serious exception to it? What if the standard of beauty in the universe is vastly different? What if earthlings are the ugliest and most primitive living beings in the universe?
A civilization that is highly developed can sue us for false representation and fraud. We might have to pay with three trillion gallons of water. The cruder ones can just come in their spaceships and break a few metaphorical chairs. From what we have seen of Martian powers in Hollywood movies, entire continents can be wiped out for a trivial issue.
I suggest we open up the paegant to everybody in the universe so that all get a fair chance. Perhaps we can start with sending microwave signals for the next competition right now.
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Or imagine, a war could ensue between planets to claim the hand of 'Miss Universe'....
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